“the d” aka that big black veiny mfer
This very adult 3d greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “the d” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says “enter at own risk”. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest, blackest, and veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3d dick.
And yes, this is a human dick. No, they never go back.
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“enter at own risk” on front cover
Inside of card: big, black, 3d pop up dick