The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card
$ 13.00
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$ 13.00
Regular price
$ 6.50
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“the d” aka that big black veiny mfer
This very adult 3d greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “the d” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says “enter at own risk”. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest, blackest, and veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3d dick.
And yes, this is a human dick. No, they never go back.
What’s inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“enter at own risk” on front cover
Inside of card: big, black, 3d pop up dick
The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card
$ 13.00
Sale price
$ 13.00
Regular price
$ 6.50
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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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