Give that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner.
The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dragging drooler opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll weep tears of joy as they stare into these two majestic pop up melons. How do we know they’ll love this card? They’re f***ing boobs. Praise be.
Take that boob-lover to church with this adult greeting card.
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
6 illustrated boob-types on front cover of card
Naked, 3d pop up breasts on inside of card
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