I Want My Foreskin Back

Funny Bumper Sticker – "I Want My Foreskin Back" Grim Reaper Decal Death Came for Your Soul... and Your Foreskin You read that right. The Grim Reaper has one thing on his mind—and it’s getting his damn foreskin back. Introducing the most deranged, legendary, and borderline illegal funny bumper sticker to ever grace a rear windshield. If you’re looking to confuse your neighborhood, horrify your HOA, and make traffic unforgettable, this one’s for you. Printed on 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl and also available as a 20mm magnetic slab of sticker chaos, this bad boy holds up against rain, judgment, and generational trauma. Featuring a badass grim reaper skeleton in mid-demand, it’s perfect for cars, laptops, fridges, and anything else brave enough to hold it.