Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
$ 10.00
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15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon...
More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3d ween will burst from the centerfold.
If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.
Perfect occasions:
Dirty valentine’s day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult 3d greeting cards couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, and more.
What’s inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Bouquet of dicks on front cover
Inside of card has several pop up penises
Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
$ 10.00
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