"Help Hide a Body" - Funny Valentine, Love, Anniversary Card

This murder coverup inspired Valentine's Day, Palentine's Day, or friendship love card is sure to please that morbid humor loving friend or loved one that you would commit a felony for in your life. Send your well wishes with style, with originality, and with the inevitable groan of pun-preciation. Don't cause yourself a petal-ity, have your profession of (un)dying support properly executed with this 1st degree card. ............................................................. PRODUCT DETAILS: ............................................................. Cards: • High-quality, 120lbs/325gsm card stock • Blank inside • Contains additional white envelope per card Size: • 4 1/4″ x 5 1/2″ folded (11cm x 14cm) (fits in an A2 Envelope) Packaging: • Packaged in a sustainable plastic sleeve for easy shelving and sale