Bouquet of Clits Inappropriate Card

Did someone order an "edible arrangement?" It takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm, but it only takes 15 to say, “No, that’s my leg.” Life’s too short to settle for forgettable foreplay your vibrator can achieve in half the time, so give the gift of a million clits as a flesh reminder. The outside of this adult 3D greeting card features a bushel of beans primed and ready to flick (or lick… to each their own). As your lover opens this multi-dimensional display of fresh female genitalia, a wild night of “Clitty Clitty Bang Bang” will surely ensue. A hint so obvious, it’ll be on the tip of your honey’s tongue all night long… Perfect Occasions: Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, funny anniversary cards for husband/wife, cheeky Valentine’s Day cards for lovers, best 3D greeting cards for husband/wife, adult 3D greeting cards couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse and more… What’s Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Not...